a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax
(via distinctmemory)
a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:
“i never knew you wanted to join the military”
“why are you getting married”
“that’s an awful tattoo”
“what am i doing for the rest of my life”
“how will i afford deodorant in college”
“why can’t i graduate already”
“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
(via distinctmemory)
Yowza!
(Source: matthewsmitth, via david-tennants-little-fangirl)
There is only one woman in the world. One woman, with many faces.
- Nikos KazantzakisAlways always always reblog.
TIME LORD ALERT
This is one of the creepiest gifs i have seen, cause it looks like shes blinking…..
(Source: skinned-teen, via sextactular)
(Source: fuck-off-and-stay-strong, via atwerkaderk)
(Source: missings, via atwerkaderk)
Men Experiencing Labor Pains
With their wives supporting them.
HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD
I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.
“Men can handle anything”
“Women exaggerate everything”
And then they realized just how wrong they were
(Source: vimeo.com, via atwerkaderk)
(via 500-daysofautumn)
(Source: dakotars, via disgustingly-beautiful)
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